Yeah dude – Really loved 2013’s more “memorable” PulseLine comments.
Now everyone knows that Westfield has Nabobs of Negativity, smart mouth idiots, dimwits, mindless idiots, and worst of all – JERKS!
On a more positive note – there were kudos to the snow plow drivers, good citizens in snowsuits, Westfield’s athletes, fire-men, random acts of kindness (who was that guy with the $100? I need to get in line next to him.), and last but not least Carl H.
Kid comments – 14 year old girls who need “straightening out”, slutty dressers, and coming soon the Domus Big Party House for TEENAGERS!!! Hopefully it will be equipped with a Scared Straight wing!
Complaints about everything – wind objects, cell phones on speaker, Hot Momma cards, debacles, too many, calendars, cold coffee, fatty fish and chips and uncles form Rwanda! Whiners!
Sawdust eating dogs, cat-o-nine tails, vicious chickens, pelicans and penguins plunging – arrghh – too scary!
We do have a few lovely and soothing things luckily – the hundreds and hundreds of Stella Dora budding flowers, the Food Pantry decoratives, kids character value awards, and…..??
So someone should tell Mayor Snarnoff to pay a visit to Westfield because as we all now know it’s awesome, awesome, awesome; it’s not just somewhere to live but somewhere to belong! What more could a person want?
Well – it seems that a lot of people want the “dotted line crossing over another line at an angle” problem fixed because you can get sideswiped, pushed out of your lane, crushed or even KILLED there. My solution – please some Westfield State University Kids paint those dumb dotted lines black and repaint some straight (not at an angle ya hear?) lines there so everyone will shut up about it. Very simple solution.
One last thought on Snarnoff’s visit – no dysfunctional attitudes, no running him off the roads, if it has snowed recently have the Mullen Ave. plow driver plow his route! Leave a good impression on him, as long as he doesn’t bring any refugees with him. And don’t send them ANY MONEY!!! And don’t let Carl EMPLACE any handcuffs on him.
And to the boss who complains about the Westfield News Rag – SERIOUSLY??? Deuces!
P.S. – The Sports Section is fine, leave it alone.
Till Next Year –
A Senior Citizen who Doesn’t Want Her Name in the Paper, of Course
